Welcome to the home of Frank’s Freaky Sausages on the interwebs!
We carry a wide variety of sausages including exotic meat, vegetarian, and vegan options! We also carry REAL DOGS! You read that right! We have a kennel out back with a variety of homegrown dogs.
Don’t Forget. Kids eat free every blue moon! Check out our brand new children’s menu HERE.
Customer Testimonials:
“I love Franks Freaky Sausages! His dog are delicious… the sausage good too! My people may be starving, but I always leave satisfied. I plan bring number one star son Kim-Jong-Un here one day. I love Frank’s more than Michael Jordan Chicago Bulls. My favorite sausage is the “Soylent Green”. Taste just like food I eat back home! I offer to bring Frank glorious unicorn from DPRK but horrible U.S. president jerk make import restriction. If you love good dog and sausage like glorious leader give Frank’s a visit”
~Kim Jong Il (Former Great Fearless Leader-Hero of People-Almighty God of DPRK)
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“Tally-Ho, Frank’s freaky sausages have done more for world peace than Churchill and FDR ever did.”
~David Cameron (Prime Minister of the UK and sausage enthusiest)
President Barack Obama and Prime Minister David Cameron discuss world peace over some of Frank’s freaky sausages.
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“I eat at Frank’s to maintain my girlish figure between movies. They offer a wide variety of veggie and vegan options to complement any diet, and the ‘Kennel Special’ is a great treat that taste nothing like anything else I’ve eaten before!
~Drew Barrymore (Actress)
Drew Barrymore eats a “Kennel Special” sausage from Frank’s during the filming of her latest movie.
Franks Freaky Sausages 
